it’s time for leo dicaprio to give up on his acting career and open a coffee shop called Leonardo DiCappuccino
"Pssst, spidey, what’d you get for number seven?"
"Dude, shut up! I don’t wanna get in trouble!"
"I got Waterloo."
“This is a math test!”
are we not going to talk about the fact that deadpool is writing with scissors
(Source: carbomcoco, via life-is-rain)
i envy people that come up with witty comebacks on the spot because i’m gonna need at least a 3 day notice